Top 10 Funniest Mom Quotes


Motherhood is hard. In an effort to bring some humor to sometimes long, difficult days, I've put together some quotes that make me laugh out loud. Some of them are painfully true but also hilarious. I hope some of these quotes bring a smile to your face!

1. Baby sleep is so confusing...and frustrating sometimes.

My daughter woke up at 6.06am today instead of her usual 6am because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night@simoncholland1 (1).png

2. Everyday I make coffee and heat it up at least 5 times by noon. Then I just give up and buy iced coffee from Chick-fil-a because our small town doesn't have a drive through starbucks.

Recipe For Iced Coffee1. Have kids2. Make Coffee3. Forget you made coffee4. Drink it cold.png

3. My daughter isn't old enough to form sentences yet but anytime I've babysat children ages 3-8, I usually don't know how to answer 90% of their questions.

A person soon learns how little they know when a child begins asking questions.png

4. I'm also an introvert. Just text me.

Stop worrying about your identity and concern yourself with the people you care about, ideas that matter to you, beliefs you can stand by, tickets you can run on. Intelligent humans make those choices with their brai (1).png


I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children. (2).png

6. This is so me.

I am not an early bird or a night owl, I am some form of a permanently exhausted pigeon..png

7. Seriously, any employer would be lucky to hire a mother, we've dealt with everything.

Interviewer- Tell me about a time you overcame adversity.Me- I once had a 3-year-old and I'm still alive.Interviewer- You're hired (1).png

8. I've also been carrying around a 30 pound 15 month old all day so who needs a gym?

Oh you ran a 5k today- Thats cool.

I buckeled a toddler in a carseat. Twice. So basically we burned the same amoint of calories..png

9. I didn't even take a shower.

All these moms on Pinterest making their soap and reindeer-shaped treats, and I'm all like -I took a shower and kept the kids alive.- (2).png

10. Truth

MOMS-the only people who know the true meaning of 24%2F7.png

I hope these quotes made you laugh or at least brought a smile to your face! Feel free to share these quotes with other mom friends who need a good laugh today!



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